Eat the Poor: 10 Ways to Be a Feast for the Rich

So, you want to be the next seven course meal for the rich? And, hand over all your money to the rich, without thinking? Ok then, here’s your 10 step guide:

1. Be last on the capitalist food chain, be a worker.
2. Have your house be your largest asset.
3. Believe your house is an asset.
4. Think saving money is a great idea.
5. Think the money you do save is real money.
6. When you invest invest in safe-slow investments without doing any research.
7. Listen to reporters, financial planners, and stock brokers, instead of investing experts like Warren Buffett
8. Contribute the maximum amount towards 401(k)’s and IRAs into Mutual Funds.
9. Believe the Government, when it says inflation is “in check.”
10. Stop learning. Stop Reading. Stop any and all education.